• A belly vs a Dixie cup

    You know those ridiculously small Dixie cups that you pee in when you go to the OB/GYN for a check up? Well, if you don’t, I’m telling you about it now. And when I say “small”, I mean small. Well, at my 38 week appointment, I checked in, was given the microscopic cup to pee …

  • 38 Weeks

    Weeeeeee!!! 38 weeks. HOLY HELL, it’s almost time! And quite frankly, if these false labor-ish contractions don’t stop, I’m going to pull my hair out. I’ve now had 4 nights of contractions from the hours of 2am-7am. 2 nights ago they even got down to 7 minutes apart, and while they weren’t stop-me-in-my-tracks painful, it …

  • Oh, she’s a she…TRUST ME!

    You know how everyone loves to share their expertise when you totally ask them to and can’t wait to hear what they have to say never asked for it in the first place? Yeah, me too. Well it just so happens that during this pregnancy I have had a whole-lotta odd comments from people (that …

  • A man and his pregnant wife walk into Lowes…

    Some people go through pregnancy and never get the feeling of needing to “nest”. I’m jealous. And I’m sure my husband is as well. With Maddie, my nesting (from what I had heard) was considered *normal*. Cleaning drawers, sweeping and mopping constantly, dusting, cleaning out closets, wanting the nursery to be perfect very early on …